I guess it does sort of qualify as something they'll do every time

In today's strip, Scaduto informs us of the fact that sometimes people buy exercise equipment, and then they don't use it! My God! What a new and completely original idea! You can hear the thousands of people across the country reading this, chuckling to themselves and saying, "You know? He is so right!" I'd be surprised that only one person is credited with the idea, except that I realized the only one person bothered submitting it because everyone else has accepted it as fact.

Love Migraina covered with cobwebs in the background of the second panel. Hey, at least she's reading in a position that she theoretically could've maintained for a decent amount of time, unlike the jogger in a previous strip that I can't seem to find at the moment. Although I do think that holding the newspaper in that one position for a lengthy period of time would be tiring.

I'm going to ignore the "Living on the Edge," which again makes no sense in this situation.

But hey, those treadmills are really handy to hang things on.